Non-Jews are for practice
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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