do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
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