I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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