matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
Randomize
