That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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