Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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