I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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