found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Randomize
