Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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