Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
I use my feet as sexual weapons
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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