It's just like the Real World with babies
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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