Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
i was born a porn star she said
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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