I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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