just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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