What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
Randomize
