I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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