: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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