see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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