this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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