Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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