I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
So. Much. Porn.
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