Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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