Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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