Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I'm passing your future prison.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
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