What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
where are my pants?
in the oven.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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