And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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