That's when you crack a 10am beer
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Randomize
