Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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