BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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