I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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