I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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