jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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