Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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