there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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