the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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