Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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