i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
you would pick up someone in the library
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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