he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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