i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
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