ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I could have mohawked her pubes.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
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