Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Randomize
