absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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