goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
I cut my penus on the lid.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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