is your mom at the bar?
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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