ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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