If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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