oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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