I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I think your dad took our porno
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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