absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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