problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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