There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
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