How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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