Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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