Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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