I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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