People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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