he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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