Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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