i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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